Prince Harry to sell Tinned Farts! Haddock UK

Prince Harry to sell Tinned Farts!

CIA readies super-secret piñata drop over Boston! Haddock US

CIA readies super-secret piñata drop over Boston!

Atlantic Ocean must reduce Sodium content by 2018 Haddock World

Atlantic Ocean must reduce Sodium content by 2018

Bitcoin: Choose your own Economic Adventure! Haddock Review

Bitcoin: Choose your own Economic Adventure!

Vatican fears History Channel’s “The Bible” may cause people to actually read The Bible

Vatican fears History Channel’s “The Bible” may cause people to actually read The Bible | Despite reviews lambasting the ridiculousness of History Channel’s “comprehensive presentation” of The Bible (via a series cleverly entitled “The Bible”),…

March 26, 2013Read More

UKIP’s Nigel Farage will run for Pope!

UKIP’s Nigel Farage will run for Pope! | Nigel Farage has finally admitted why he didn’t put his own name forward in the Eastliegh by-election, it seems he…

March 12, 2013Read More

Easter Recipe: Rabbit Omelette in a Hot Crossed Bun!

Easter Recipe: Rabbit Omelette in a Hot Crossed Bun! | What could be more seasonal than a delicious Omelette du Lapin?   Bringing together two those two Easter favorites; eggs…

February 26, 2013Read More

Michael Vick cancels book tour after death threats from Dogs

Michael Vick cancels book tour after death threats from Dogs

| NFL quarterback Michael Vick is a noted animal lover, in the sense that he loves to see animals rip each other to bloody shreds. Before going to prison, Vick was considered the Don King of animal fighting. Vick’s gravitas in the field yielded the world’s…

March 12, 2013Read More

Horse Meat Company to Sponsor the Grand National!

Horse Meat Company to Sponsor the Grand National! | If you can’t beat em… Yes folks, the Grand National or ‘Horse Massacre by short…

February 12, 2013Read More

Australian Athlete has Kangaroo Legs!
Lance Armstrong Presents: Ampheta-Horse!
Murray Australian Open Success would spell an end to dream of Scottish Independence!
Novak Djokovic Eats Live Rottweiler!
Sir Alex Ferguson admits to taking Management-Enhancing drugs
Barack Obama to Take Tiger Woods as Second Wife
Scientists prove that Neanderthals Performed ‘Middle-Management’ role for Homosapiens!

Scientists prove that Neanderthals Performed ‘Middle-Management’ role for Homosapiens!

| Neanderthals were big, thick, ugly people with heavy brows and primitive tools…so how come their DNA survived? Homosapiens were cleverer, faster, better looking and more advanced in every way, but they had a hierarchy system very similar to the one we have today, and that…

March 4, 2013Read More

Haddock History: Remembering the Cuban Whistle Crisis

Haddock History: Remembering the Cuban Whistle Crisis |  The Cuban Whistle Crisis! We know you don’t care about history. No one does; that’s…

February 5, 2013Read More

Richard III DNA turns lab Monkey into insane Horse-Thief!
Boeing 787 Dreamliners found Buried under Burmese Airport
Soldiers Still not allowed Shields!
Ark of the Covenant Found in East London Bedsit!
Lord Lucan Found Living Inside Nelson’s Column
Archaologists Unearth Bronze-Age Car Park at Stonehenge
Bravo pet foods admits to using Genetically Modified Cats on product labels

Bravo pet foods admits to using Genetically Modified Cats on product labels

| Bravo Manufacturing has issued a mass recall of cat food products across the United States, even though the products are considered to be 100% safe for animal consumption. The issue as hand is over the labeling of the products. On Friday, a spokesperson for the…

April 11, 2013Read More

Michael Vick cancels book tour after death threats from Dogs

Michael Vick cancels book tour after death threats from Dogs | NFL quarterback Michael Vick is a noted animal lover, in the sense that he loves…

March 12, 2013Read More

Cat Litter Aphrodisiac Shoplifting Crime Wave
Suicide Fried Chicken!
Rabbits Must Wear Condoms!
Horses Lured into Meat Factories were Groomed Online!
Horse Meat Company to Sponsor the Grand National!
Frozen food Company Claims that Cows are 60% Horsemeat!
CIA readies super-secret piñata drop over Boston!

CIA readies super-secret piñata drop over Boston!

| The Massachusetts town of Quincy (part of metropolitan Boston) has been frightened and confused by a mystery aircraft which has been sighted in the night sky on numerous occasions over the last few weeks. Babies have been crying, old women have been crying, gas station…

May 14, 2013Read More

WAR ON OBESITY: Labour Saving devices to Blame!

WAR ON OBESITY: Labour Saving devices to Blame! | Dawn Raids Police carried out a series of dawn raids on the homes of morbidly…

May 2, 2013Read More

Morning-after pill added to school lunch menus in 12 states
Superman fucking sucks as a blogger
Prince Harry to sell Tinned Farts!
American Man-Boobs could save the 3rd world
Haddock Editorial: Vegan Zombies Face a Moral Dilemma
Stop Masturbating and Watch the News Says Government!
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Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…

October 30, 2012Read More